Why!?!?!

Why? Why would you want to go and leave such a wonderful place such as this? You are breaking my heart, you know. I spend all this time and money to bring you happiness and you repay my by leaving this wonderful oasis that I have created for you. Just for you! I do it for the people who just want to have a good time, and you turn it away like a dead fish. Well, pooey. Pooey, I say. Ungrateful degenerate. See if I ever do any favors for you.

Yeah, I went there.

Click here for a second chance.

No? You don't want your second chance? Well, screw you! GET OUT!