T.O.S.

(That's Terms Of Service for those of you who don't know what T.O.S. means.)

So yeah... There are a few rules and stipulations here. I know you all hate them so much, but they are here for our protection. Well, more for my protection, so I can't get sued over this junk. I know you won't listen to a word I say here. I could probably just type a bunch of junk on here and no one will read it. But for your sake and mine, I won't. Or will I...?

Here they be:

I am not responsible for anything you may do after viewing this site. If you play a game on here that involves killing, and you kill something, I am not to be blamed.

Most of the content on here is created by me, unless it says otherwise. I can't stop you from stealing it, but if I see it up, I'll bitch you out for it.

Some of the editorial-like pieces on this site can be offensive. If I offend you, too bad. You could try to email me and ask me nicely to take it down, but chances are I will probably just say no.

You must be age-appropriate to view certain materials. I won't mark anything as being G, PG, PG-13, R, or NC-17 because people can tell what age is supposed to view it. So use your judgement on stuff like that. If you ain't old enough to view it, don't.

I am always right. Nothing you say will sway my opinion. When it comes to arguments, I win.

I do have the ability to ban IP addresses from this site. I may not run the most advanced server around, but I have logs that show who came in and who is still in. It records all activity on the server. So if you are in somewhere you ought not to be, I will find out, and ban your IP address. If you find a loophole in the access for the server, report it to me immediately and I will reward you. And also, the log is stored both remotely and locally, so you can't change if you happen to find your way into my server.

Any loopholes found in the T.O.S. automatically revert to my judgement. If you do something to piss me off, repercussions will occur.

There they are. You know how to act. Abide by them and all will be well. If you have any questions or concerns, you can contact me by email.
gooddoctor@drwingnut.com

So now you can enter if you agree, or leave if you disagree or don't want to adhere to them.